Once upon a time There lived a hero And I knew his name His name was Bruno the Incredible Bruno the Incredible was a man, but he wasn't really a man He talked like a man, he fucked like a man, but he wasn't a man at all He was a lion A lion Yeah oh yeah He was a lion Oh my God, in bed He was a lion Oh baby On the court He was a lion On the court of basketball he would play the stars Like Jamie Fox and John Oliver Like Bugs Bunny and Michael Jordan too He was really fucking good at playing basketball And he's really fucking good at playing basketball So he went to the place and he played the basketball And he got famous and he got real famous yeah All right! Then he did some other stuff Yeah but then he died And he left all his money to his son Because he got AIDS Got AIDs Got AIDs Got AIDs Because he got AIDs Got AIDs Contracted AIDs But he had his son Who had all his money Used it to become a superhero And then he died The End But it wasn't the end, it was only the begining of his life Oh yeah Cuz he got better from those AIDS! Yeah he got all better Happy Part: Overcoming AIDS is easy to do (it's not) when your Bruno Bruno the Incredible Bruno the Inendible Bruno the Incredible Bruno the Inevitable And hes never ever gonna meet you until you die because he's weird Cuz he will suck all of your dicks with his incredible pajamas And eat all of your bacon Yeah he'll eat all of your bacon If you dont watch out he'll eat all of your bacon Oh yeah that guy will eat all your bacon